Ralph, the Psychic Mouse!

Once upon a time…  In a place called Galaxina- far, far, away…  I was surfing cyberspace and it was during these travels that I found myself a psychic mouse!  His name was Ralph.  I wrote to him and asked him if he would be so kind as to read me my fortune.  I recently stumbled across his email and this was his reply:

Subject: Your Future by Ralph… grumble grumble grumble
Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 09:10:31 -0800 (PST)

Budgie- so you want to know what the future holds.

You humans, you are all the same.

OK OK, in your future, I see lots of bright lights.  You will be in the spotlight!  I hear screams!  Everyone is screaming your name!  I hear the sound of air horns.  I hear screeching…  I see you on the ground with the letters M A C K embedded in your forehead.  And then… And then…  Hmmm, I don’t seem to see anything else.

Sorry. It’s a Tuesday.  I must need another cup of coffee.  Trust me, a cup of coffee goes a long way for a mouse.

Lots of Love,

Ralph The Mouse